Dear coworker/friend,
It is 4:08 am.
I cannot stop knitting.
The mummy-sheet* has been calling from the other room for hours and hours, warning of bugs if I don't stop and wrap myself immediately. I've been unable to heed these warnings. I haven't eaten. I am literally weak with hunger. My hands are shaking from low blood sugar.
But still, I knit.
I haven't sipped my drink. I am dehydrated. Every now and again, I gasp in an attempt to suck moisture from the air. This has proven futile.
But still, I knit.
I have given in to the reality that I cannot smoke and knit simultaneously.
The surgeon general is pleased.
About an hour ago, I pondered how useful an adult diaper would be so I wouldn't have to keep getting up to pee.
On my last trip to the bathroom I did, in fact, bring my knitting. To pee. (Think I got four stitches in while I did this. They were clearly VERY IMPORTANT stitches.)
I was annoyed that I had to pause to engage in proper post-urinatory hygiene (i.e., wipe).
If/when you see me at the office later, please be kind.
But. I did finish the sock...
* oh, this needs its own post...explanation forthcoming.
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